warrants in every city except houston

Sorry I’m late.
Disseminating this video counts as my one good deed this week: Regent University law professor James Duane explains why you should never, ever talk to the police. Even if you’re not guilty of the crime in question. Even if you’re not guilty of anything. Even if you’re smarter than them. [...]

but I never thought you’d be a junkie because heroin is so passe

Time to troll the week’s headlines:
I’ve never registered to vote because, for other reasons, I want to stay off of jury duty rolls in Massachusetts. Lately, though, I’ve started to wonder whether that’s really the right tack. My one vote is so insignificant as to be statistically discountable - but think of the [...]